The newly elected senator showed up at his home town high school with a police escort. He walked inside to brag to the current principal about his success. Before he could speak, the principal rushed
up to him and asked, excitedly, "So, are you a politician now?"
"Yes," he said proudly. "I am now a Senator. Did you see me on the news?"
"No, I noticed the police outside," the principal explained. "And, if you want to sneak out the back, I'll try to hold them off."
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